I wish I could buy motivation. Like a bathroom rug at Target it could come in multiple varieties, green/blue, job-finding/self-improvement. And it would be functional, like a blender at targe… Hey, wait a sec, they only have a two speed. And one of those speeds is off. That blows. Glass jar? And more expensive than the one I really want? Forget that.

Where was I? Oh yes, motivation. And it could be recharged, like batteries you can find at target. Plenty of rechargeable batteries… but no chargers. Oh wait, here’s a funky shaped one for 3 times what it would cost to get what I want.

Screw this popsicle stand, I’m going to go home and sulk.

Then make dinner. Stuffed mushrooms and salad. This better turn out well at least. =)