Dear posters of personal ads
I want to see your face before your ass or dick. Pictures displaying nothing else are essentially completely useless in determining whether or not I’d want to associate with you. Well, other than to tell me that you’re an idiot more interested in emphatically communicating what you want sexually than in providing me with information about yourself.
Love, scu
hmmm. then it’s a good thing you haven’t seen my gay.com ad. i recently switched it over to that pic of me that gets cut off at my smile. while i’m shirtless. *snicker*
You might want to check the ad (tygerboy01, no?). I can see your face quite clearly. But I do like the picture. Guys are always cuter when you can see the smile.
HA! fooled you! I’ve moved on from tygerboy01 on gay.com
…too many other tyger/tiger/tigger type people in colorado… blast them all, I had it first!
Okay, so what’s the new nick? I wanna see the pic =)
Mkay!!!
Amen, mah brotha!
But if you saw their face, you might actually think of them as anything other than a slab of meat! And that would be wrong. Plus, isn’t life sex? At least, that’s what being gay is all about, right?
Bah. I’ve never filled out a personal (though sometimes I think a LiveJournal is akin to it), but the gay ones never fill me with much hope. Though they can be fun to read out loud in a group, when you’ve got a local gay rag open to the personals… so many people want willing slaves, or love the word insatiable. It’s kinda funny.
And then there are idiots like me:) LOL! Sometimes I show just the face, other times my hidden assets, it’s like a puzzle, they have to put the pieces together. I know it’s about not wanting that certain person to see it all together. It’s silly, but it’s me.
Look on the bright side
If all those people got a clue, you wouldn’t be able to immediately filter them out as “people I’m not interested in”. If they all faked it and posted pictures of their face, you might actually waste time on them before figuring that out.