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Dear supershuttle,
I get that you want me to the airport on time. But 30 minutes before the airport opens? Please to be removing your head from your ass. The airport opens two hours before the first flight is scheduled to take off (I’m on it). Security opens half an hour after that. Here’s a hint, lines won’t be an issue. Maybe if it were thanksgiving, but it’s not. Please to be removing your head from your ass.
Luv, scu

Dear Laguardia,
I suppose you must think that water fountains pose a security risk. And that’s why you have so few of them. Particularly in the highly trafficed area between the two genders of restrooms. This probably does much for the business prospects of your vendors. But it is a skullfucked design. Particularly not having any water fountains in an entire terminal. Particularly when that area doesn’t have any means for obtaining drinking water.
Luv, scu

Dear Flight Attendant,
I wasn’t kidding when I said I wanted two glasses of water. Give me both.
Luv, scu

So, I’m sick as a dog, or at least, I was yesterday. In the past few years, I took pain meds after surgery, and antibiotics once or twice. And that’s it. Not even aspirin. But this annoyance challenged my stoicism, and so now I’m on nyquil and advil, and it’s working out pretty well. I went from a temp of 101.3 to 98.8, and I’m not hacking up a lung as I’m typing this, so there are clear advantages. Still, nyquil doesn’t taste like ass, it makes ass seem scrumptious. (PS, I’m in Brooklyn, on ‘s couch. He’s my supplier.) (PPS, also picked up a DS lite for me. He is awesome.)

(Thanks, )

I’m feeling sick. Maybe I should take a rain check on nyc…

For those of you who didn’t know, I’m going to NYC for president’s day weekend. Apparently, one of the people I was hoping to hang with (and expecting to host me) forgot. Oops. Well, it looks like it’s going to be a nookie -free vacation. =) If any of y’all NYC residents have some time over the three day weekend, drop me a line.

Enjoy.

Ya know, if I had more follow through (particularly, a tendency to talk to people after the 1st, or rarely 2nd, meeting from the gay chat services) I might already have my desired circle of interesting acquaintances. I want more hours in the day, or reduced need for sleep, or something like that.

I shouldn’t have moved to where I did. I am too damn far out. I’ll be relocating to some place much closer by april. However, best location is now winning out over best roommate. I may go back to living alone, probably in an efficiency. I haven’t lived alone since May of 2000. Almost 7 years. An odd thought.

Off to Twilight Imperium.

Catch you later, folks.

Get out of work early. Neat. And then board games in the burbs, ‘cuz we ain’t scared of no snow. =)

anyone know where I could buy a Nintendo ds in the dc area?