Dear supershuttle,
I get that you want me to the airport on time. But 30 minutes before the airport opens? Please to be removing your head from your ass. The airport opens two hours before the first flight is scheduled to take off (I’m on it). Security opens half an hour after that. Here’s a hint, lines won’t be an issue. Maybe if it were thanksgiving, but it’s not. Please to be removing your head from your ass.
Luv, scu
Dear Laguardia,
I suppose you must think that water fountains pose a security risk. And that’s why you have so few of them. Particularly in the highly trafficed area between the two genders of restrooms. This probably does much for the business prospects of your vendors. But it is a skullfucked design. Particularly not having any water fountains in an entire terminal. Particularly when that area doesn’t have any means for obtaining drinking water.
Luv, scu
Dear Flight Attendant,
I wasn’t kidding when I said I wanted two glasses of water. Give me both.
Luv, scu
Say now from what part of its body?
Shuttle services. Cheaper and weirder, n’est pas?
laguardia i suppose is something one must get used to in order to appreciate. i always knew where my water fountains were at all times: by the restrooms at the B gates, and on the way from the B gates to baggage claim. there’s a water fountain by the family restrooms in the B gates area, but it sucks.
Soooo little sympathy from the former flight attendant here. If we gave everyone everything they asked for on top of the standard one drink at time…the flight would be over before you ever got even that one glass of water. The remedy? Bring a bottle of your own.
🙂
That being said it’s not THAT hard to just make an extra glass of water. I would have given it to you if I had been your air matress on that flight. ^_^
Oh, I get that. It’s just that I tried but couldn’t fill my water bottle before take off. a. you can’t bring full water bottles through security (don’t get me started on that point) b. I couldn’t find a fountain in the entire section after the check point, c. it was so early none of the shops in that area were open (and d. I didn’t think to fill it from a restroom sink.)
And so now I’m getting blood when I blow my nose, not just green snot. Yay?