Mail from roommate

> From: simon
> To: me
> Subject: Rent Check
>
> The short story is that everything’s ducky, but I’m going to bitch for a
> minute. I *LOVE* the usps. You can tell because I wrote LOVE all in CAPS
> with stars to denote boldface. Apparently they don’t like to either ring
> the doorbell or leave express mail even when I sign the damn pink piece of
> paper. Anyhow, I called Crystal, explained and finally picked up the
> checks from the post office and mailed the rent check off.
>
> -Simon
>
> P.S. The goat fuckers close at 4 and are hard to find.