dear fedex

Dear FedEx,

I know the package was a two day delivery, but really it’s kind of absurd to put it on the truck and then say “oops, we’re here a day early, nevermind, let’s not deliver it or leave the note.” And tell me about it on your tracker. For serious? what is wrong with you?

Hugs, kisses

scu

320 thoughts on “dear fedex”

  1. I’m waiting for a package from UPS. It had an “Arrival Scan” in Chicago early yesterday morning. Then nothing until late yesterday afternoon, when it had a “Departure Scan” and now no update in over 24 hours. Clearly UPS sucks too.

    1. United Parcel Smashing sucks worse than FedEx. But FedEx sucks.

      Case in point: friend of mine spent part of today trying to figure out where his parcel was delivered to.

      UPS routinely leaves a note without knocking.

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