When it comes to sex, my tastes are pretty simple. I got a dildo a few years ago, and for the most part it’s done nothing but collect dust. But there is something about the whole harness thing that catches my attention. When I was still in teeball, I wanted to bone He-man. Not that I really knew what it all meant, but the harness, and the furry crotch covering, and the muscles, and, well, you get the idea. I especially remember my great fondness for one of the little comic books that came with the he-man action figures which had he-man on the front, on his knees, tied down, with even bigger, dark and ominous male figure looming over him. Let me savor that image for a moment.
Ah…
Anyway, so, probably from the vegan cooking lj thing I’m on, I ran across an online vegan erotic supply store. Or maybe it was a websearch. But the point is, they have a harness. The guy modeling doesn’t do much for me, and I kind of wonder how visually pleasing I would be in such a contraption. And whether I’ll actually ever get sufficiently buff/sufficiently low percentage bodyfat to feel right wearing such a thing.
By and large I have pretty good physical self-esteem. I’m strong, decently fast, pretty flexible, and fairly coordinated. I can move furniture, climb any surface that is no more steep than vertical, run, swim, bike, etc. But none of that means, I’m comfy with how I look shirtless. I am perfectly comfortable walking around shirtless. Hell, I did the pride parade in skates and speedos a couple years ago. But that was with the swim team. I don’t think I’d have done it otherwise (though I skated back to join the chorus without putting anything more on). It’s just that with a harness, I’d feel like I was trying to look hot, and if I don’t feel hot then I’d end up looking like a guy who feels like a dork.
Anyway. Thanks to
okay, this makes like the third person i’ve “pushed” into harness-ness.
yeah, that guy modeling the harness doesn’t do much for me either. ah well.
Here’s the he-man I was talking about
http://www.he-man.org/minicomics/slave_city.shtml
Other slashable covers include…
http://www.he-man.org/minicomics/escape_from_the_slime_pit.shtml
http://www.he-man.org/minicomics/king_ofthe_snake_men.shtml
http://www.he-man.org/minicomics/revenge_ofthe_snakemen.shtml
http://www.he-man.org/minicomics/snake_attack.shtml
http://www.he-man.org/minicomics/spikor_strikes.shtml
http://www.he-man.org/minicomics/vengeance_of_skeletor.shtml
Who am I kidding? What about he-man isn’t slashable? Especially the following title… =)
http://www.he-man.org/minicomics/secret_liquid_of_life.shtml
vegan erotica. At first its hilarious, but then you realize that i guess its a viable concern.
mmmm… harnesses. Yeah! Always done it for me. That and collars. And armbands.
The guy in the harness looks like your average vegan though. J/K!
I agree, the guy in the harness doesn’t do much for me, either. :-p
Thanks for the link. I’ve been buying “sports cuffs” which are vegan (synthetics), but of course everything else at the local store is dead cow (they don’t call it “The Leather Rack” for nothing). :-p
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I like the guy in the harness :o)
I’d like you in one even more.
For me the harness isn’t about showing off hottness, it is about being harnessed. The best ones anchor to the base of your cock like a cockring, and slide a strap through your butt cheeks, so that every time you move your torso you are tugging on your cock and ass. If you were harnessed, I could grab you by the harness and send erotic chills through your entire body.
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*shiver* Thanks – I needed that. *further ponders the construction of my harness-to-be*
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I just want somebody to tie me up. It has been way too long.
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mmm you should work on that. I somehow doubt it’d be that difficult for YOU to find volunteers.
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Well, I only let trusted people do that, so the ranks of potential volunteers are slimmer than you think 😉
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good point – it must be down to the dozens. *wink* Teasing bud.
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He’s got a very good point here. The appeal of being harnessed (or collared, or restrained, etc) is not about having a great body to show off (that’s what bathing suits are for); it’s about the idea behind it. A collar is just a fancy neck covering unless you think about the ideas and possibilities behind it. It represents sex, eros, power, and trust, which can be extremely appealing to certain other people.
of harnesses and hotness
I’m with…I like the guy in the harness!
This explains why you and I could go to the nude beach together and look at totally different guys (although, there wasn’t that much to see, if I recall).
You don’t put on a harness because you’re trying to look hot; your harness looks hot on you because you are hot.
I take it you are against leather, being vegan and all? How far does this stretch? Would you be willing to wear leather owned by someone else?
Ahem. : )