here’s a clue guys: don’t piss in your own pool.

Putting down “most gay men” is not an endearing opening. Especially if it’s “I’m not X, like most gay men.” Where X is some negative stereotype. Even more so when that applies to a very small minority of gay men. What is wrong with you?

20 thoughts on “here’s a clue guys: don’t piss in your own pool.”

  1. A gay man put in his journal fairly recently, “I don’t trust most gay men” and went on to describe what horrible, scheming people they are.

    My response was that he needs to get past that self-loathing. I mean, really, people.

  2. Unlike most gay men, I don’t have a 7.5″ dick, a closet full of Prada shoes, various volunteering committments, and a rehearsal on Sunday with the local gay men’s chorus.

      1. My sense of satire is so advanced that it should work in any interpretation.

        Essentially I wanted to tease you a bit and to remind you that whatever you project relates to what you get back. If you are playful and respectful you’ll find chatterboxes like that. If you are snarky you’ll get the bitter ones.

  3. what bothers me is “straight looking” or “straight acting”.

    There’s nothing straight acting about getting a cock slammed in your butt.

  4. But in all seriousness, those who claim to be straight acting and looking have two rather recalcitrant issues with which to contend:

    As previously stated, rendering one’s self silly with lust for another of the same sex precludes straight acting.

    And as so much of our culture’s fashion sense is derived from and/or in harmony with gay sensibilities (being that the margin of variability within this group is very large to infinite), unless you go around dressed in hip waders and a bee keeper’s suit, you are gay looking. And seeing as a troll such as J. Edgar Hoover was gay and the glamorous Dennis Rodman (apparently) isn’t, we are left with very little upon which to predicate such notions of gay and striaght acting/looking. So congratulations, here’s your knitted scarf and ruby slippers. Go knock ’em out, girlfriend.

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