Clearing out some of those dusty tabs

A link and a meme:

The story of a loving father with an autistic 1.5 year old. Touching. Got it from one of my subscriptions, but no idea which one.

Joe Swanson
You scored 10% Evilness, 60% Horniness, 90% Intelligence, and 80% Fitness!
You’re Joe Swanson!

You’re a powerhouse of physical fitness, aside from that whole
“wheelchair” thing. You’re also one of the good guys, ready to fight
crime day or night. You’re smart, too, and when you come home from a
long day of writing traffic tickets and saving orphans you’re ready to
make sure your wife stays pregnant for another three seasons. Go you!

“ALL RIGHT! LET’S DO IT!”

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 0% on Evilness
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You scored higher than 47% on Horniness
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You scored higher than 73% on Intelligence
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You scored higher than 86% on Fitness

Link: The Family Guy Character Test written by Antimuffin42 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

17 thoughts on “Clearing out some of those dusty tabs”

      1. heh

        well, my experience with full-functional yettis is pretty limited, so I’ll defer to them on that one.

        But, come on. They’re not doing the autistic kid any favors. And he’s already facing a pretty freakin’ uphill battle…

        p.s. Vive the agnostics… though, personally, I think you’re all conceding the point, a little. Whether or not there’s an invisible superman running the universe really seems like a conversation we shouldn’t be having at all…

          1. Re: heh

            When you construct an experiment that an omnipotent entity that “moves in mysterious ways” can’t fuck with, get back to me, I’d like to hear all about it. 😉

            In short, if there is an omnipotent entity and he just wants to hide out on a cloud and watch the show, there’s precious little we can do to know whether or not it exists.

            Proof of nonexistance is also pretty damn hard.

            More succinctly, this isn’t a science question. =)

                1. Re: heh

                  I meant when you’re being chained to a firing post by a Nazi, you can’t just tell him his beliefs are meaningless and expect not to have a bullet put in your head.

                  1. Vivid imagery

                    Let me see if I can draw a more general statement out of the image. People still care about religion, so stating a perspective of universal ignorance can hardly be seen as equivalent to withdrawing from the debate; everyone else is going to hate the position. Something like that?

        1. Re: heh

          I dunno, when I read the full story, it sounds like they’re doing their best to make sure the kid is getting top notch care. Plus, ‘defective yeti’ does not specifically refer to his child or said child’s autism. It’s a reference to the father, the author. He’s had the blog for longer than he’s been a dad, though that’s not proof that he didn’t rename it at some point, it seems a little ungenerous to assume he did.

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