my laptop is a desktop…

My laptop is a desktop for the time being. My laptop screen is dead. If apple will fix it, I may even buy the applecare, extend your warranty for two more years, plan. If they won’t, I’ll find a really tiny hexkey set, and fix the problem myself. Grrr!

Why the fuck do laptop screens use the damn foldover cable connector anyway? “Hi, this part keeps breaking, should we try to fix it?” “Shut up, go back to your cube, and work on an upgrade that will raise our stock market value.”

I mean, there have got to be two million different ways they could ditch this perpetual achilles heel of laptops. Why the hell haven’t they done any of them?

13 thoughts on “my laptop is a desktop…”

                    1. Sadly, I cannot do that whole number verbatim, but the quote is an excerpt from the monologue-and-song, “Roxie,” that Roxie does when she’s imagining how her life will be now that she’s becoming famous.

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