Well, the warts are not of the “dramatically increasing your risk of cancer” variety, and after a painful, but not non-penetrative exam, I was pronounced to be healing well. I’m still gonna wait a bit longer on gymnastics.
Getting a word in edgewise
Well, the warts are not of the “dramatically increasing your risk of cancer” variety, and after a painful, but not non-penetrative exam, I was pronounced to be healing well. I’m still gonna wait a bit longer on gymnastics.
Maybe you should top for a while…
Yes no lotus flower yoga positions for you. 🙂
Heh, I haven’t bottomed in quite some time. I’ve topped more recently, but I am not a huge fan of anal sex in general. There’s a little irony for me. =)
Jaw gymnatics then…
Fortunately it’s been years since my oral surgery (wisdom teeth removal 😉
Stretching doesn’t seem to be a problem, and I can’t see yoga being problematic, but gymnastics involves alot of high impact type things, and many of those impacts end up with me on my rear, so a more complete healing is awaited. =)
Well don’t go throwing it all over the place then. A good run or a bike with training wheels.
Uhh… this is the first post I get to read of yours?!?!?!
I feel violated.
But then, you already have been!
*snicker*
Try living with him. I feel like I know his ass better than I know mine now.
Seeing how you gave him anal warts, I’d hope so!
*snicker*
I’m making a great first impression, aren’t I?
LOL
Alright, that’s it.
Anal warts for you too.
*ZZZZZAP!*
This seems so… dirty! lol
Oh, so it’s passed by livejournal subscriptions now, eh? That explains so much. Good luck with your surgery as well 😉
Thank you, thank you very much.
Internet STDs rock!
Exactly how well do you know your ass?
Not as well as some people know it, I’m told.
Those Rand-McNally people and their incessant need to CHART
if only it was as easy as assmaps.yahoo.com, ya know? 😉
hahahaha Oh god – and the requisite Jacques Cousteau-esque expeditions.
“…here we are on board the Merman’s Taint, anxiously awaiting debarkation for our first examination and plotting of the Great Ass Cluster of the Greater Metropolitan Bay Area…
My ass isn’t that huge. =(
You’re randier than Rand and nellier than McNally. *rimshot*
Oh my – no no no. I wasn’t speaking about your ass. Your ass is… very very nice. =)
An ass that just calls to you.. draws you near and never, ever lets go.
THAT is your ass!
Aww, such flowery praise. I shall think of it as a fragrant and colorful fanged death trap for my own amusement.
…
I now feel obligated to apologize for the rampant squick in scu’s journal, but dammit if I have to hear about (and just plain hear) bloody geyser farts for weeks, then this is payback. 😀
This has made me more conscious of the noises both I and my beloved roommates make while answering the call of nature. My belching may be heroic, but my ass is no noisier. =)
I wouldn’t mind using your ass for MY amusement! :-O
Also: bloody geyser farts… OHGODMYEYES
*laughs*
ah, gay men. our lives .. so colorful .. so rich with opportunities for conversations that no other group would have. 😉
I hear pregnant women have some pretty colorful discussion when the menfolk ain’t in the room. But, I reckon I’m just gonna have to take their word on it.
Truly a blackhole of ass. It’s haunts my dreams. Why do you think I’m sleeping on a student lounge couch this evening? To preserve myself from its event horizon. =)