sean cody stops sucking good and starts sucking bad

Hello,

I am running an iBook G4 1.33 GHz Macintosh system with 768M of RAM. I have just downloaded, installed, and set as the default Internet Explorer 5.2.3 and Windows Media player 9.0.0. It will not display movies directly from the browser (gibberish text instead), and it will not display movies when I download them and attempt to play them (I receive an error message with the following text: “Cannot open the file. Verify that the path and filename are correct and try again.”)

I was a customer prior to your decision to use this new DRM [digital rights management] technology, though I was not a mac user at the time. I never shared your porn with others. Based on my prior experience with you, I trusted you to continue to provide good porn, and distribute it well. I have been let down. Your new protection mechanism prevents me from even finding out if you still have good porn, even though I have gone to significant effort to ensure that my system would work with it, according to all the information you have provided, on top of paying for it.

I am very disappointed with your system’s performance. Until you tell me you are using an open standard, such as avi, mov, or mpg, I cannot justify wasting my money on you. I will share my evaluation of your “improved” service with the more than 100 gay men subscribed to my blog (several of whom I know to have purchased your content in the past), and on the numerous online gay groups to which I belong, along with my recommendation that they not purchase your product as it currently stands. If you take some action to rectify your mistake, I will share that as well.

25 thoughts on “sean cody stops sucking good and starts sucking bad”

  1. I’ve always had that trouble with wmv files – I find that I have to save them to my computer to view them. mpg files have always worked fine. I don’t know about the other two.

  2. Hmm. I wonder if they’re doing okay … this is the second or so post like this I’ve seen since they switched over. It sounds like they’ve hedged their bets on the IBM-PC market, which, given 90% of the market share (or whatever), sounds like a good idea, until you realize that you’re pissing off a lot of people with money and good taste by shutting out the Mac market (and who’s to say if it work on Linux platforms or not, which I bet it doesn’t).

    It’s unfortunate, because it is good porn. And if you have bandwidth to spare, I would follow ‘s advice.

  3. Sean Cody taught me an important lesson: just because someone is nice to look at, that doesn’t necessarily mean that they’re all that interesting to watch jerking off. Except for a few, of course.

    You could always get back at them by cancelling your membership and just getting what you want via Acquisition. 🙂

    1. Masturbation porn is so… masturbatory. 🙂

      If I want to watch someone masturbate I’d stay home and watch myself in the mirror. At least then I can indulge my own narcissism.

      For me, porn must depict a fantasy I want but can’t have.

            1. *shrug* New one on me, but he does have an adorable and weird expression in the first preview pic. Not exactly my cup of tea. Too blonde, too smooth, too young, and too solidly muscled. And I’m serious. =)

              I mostly went for the non-solo videos. =)

    1. I don’t think so. I’m sure fred phelps has a different opinion. I do know a lot of chicks who are into gay porn, or erotica. The slash community, for instance, is largely female.

      I mean, if you like the cock, movies featuring double cock would clearly be twice as good, right? 😉

      What gets me is lesbians who like gay porn. Lesbian porn really doesn’t do anything for me. But, whatever gets one’s engine going, you know?

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