>Hey there,
>
>My name is [redacted] and I am a gay guy. I saw you on
>[misc amateur porn site]. I was wondering if you would like to talk
>some. Are you interested in talking some about what
>God says about homosexuality? Take care and I
>hope to hear back from you soon. 🙂
>
>[redacted]
My response:
Hi [redacted],
I must admit, I’m somewhat puzzled as to how to respond to your question. It’s a bit like being asked “have you stopped beating your wife?” when you don’t even have a wife. I don’t believe in god. So your question is nonsensical to me.
Now, if you want to talk about thoughts and feelings of right and wrong, that’s fine, I can tell you where I’m coming from, and you can tell me where you’re coming from. But don’t be surprised if I’m not terribly impressed by “what God says about homosexuality.”
Have a good one.
-Stephen C. Ulrich jr.
I debated whether or not to send anything. Odds are good he’s trolling for conversions. But I decided to go ahead & send something on the off chance that this is some poor internally conflicted guy saddled with a fucked up religious response to his sexuality, and the further unlikelihood that I can help him.
I think that’s the right response, though personally I wouldn’t have included the wife-beating bit.
More importantly, I’m amused that you’re on amateur porn sites.
In the uh, chat section, yeah, that’s the ticket. =)
My guess is that it is some super-Christian out on the front lines trying to evangelize to you. There are a lot more of those than internally conflicted gay guys.
We shall see.
Oh, it’s undoubtedly some evangelist; my question is whether he’s lying about being a homo, as part of an attempt to save my soul. =)