A world of no, from LinkedIn

“Please forgive me for e-mailing you unannounced. I saw your information on LinkedIn, and I was hoping you might be able to help me out. My name is [redacted], and I am a recruiter with [big box retail store of doom]. We are currently engaged in a nationwide search for a Senior Manager, Healthcare Policy Communications for our Corporate Benefits Division

This is a full-time positions located in beautiful Northwest Arkansas where our schools have most recently been nationally ranked by Newsweek. Northwest Arkansas is perennially ranked in the Top 10 metropolitan areas in the United States by the prestigious Milken Institute and Forbes has called our region one of the nation’s best 10 places for business and careers.”

Should I send a “no thank you” or just ignore it. =)

Odd dream

So, I had this dream where I was in my agency’s headquarters (though the building didn’t really resemble it that much) when a super-powered psychopath went on a rampage.  There was crawling around in ductwork, scared survivors, corpses littering the building [no one I recognized], broken and flickering lights, a no-escape trap, a glass and steel cage built around the building and more.  I was apparently the only other one to develop super powers, though several steps behind the psycho.  I confronted him once, ran away, came back after realizing I was trapped and confronted him again in front of an array of backup clones he’d made of himself.  Then I woke up.  

I think the real kicker on this dream would have been a fight-club-esque ending.  It almost seems like it could be made into a video game.  If not for it sounding incredibly derivative of bioshock mixed with heroes.