Ooo, shiny narcissism

So, I bought this fubu shirt the day before my last cmu graduation (I had 2), because it was sort of subtly shiny. It’s amazing what a little flash can do, not so subtle.

to establish a baseline, I offer you pictures of me in it, talking to josh:

without flash can you say ‘iron’? I clearly can’t 😉
and at lower resolution (I look like I’m twelve, where is my perpetual 5 o’clock shadow

And now, higher res with flash:
with Andy
with Art
in a typical pose for me, with charlie, anthony and

speaking of hr people on crack…

Studied and/or experience with HTML, ASP, VB, Flash, Macromedia Director, XML, JavaScript, WML, WAPm Java C, JSP, ADO, Dreamweaver, SQL, CSS Cold Fusion, DHMTL, and nET.

Familiarity with IIS and/or Apache web servers. Studied and.or experienced with developing in Windows or Linux environment. Recent graduate or H1 visa okay to apply.

And they want you to start for $12/hour, on the peninsula. Doesn’t starbucks pay more than that?

Well, that was good for a laugh. =)

A little bit of history and employer expectations

I wrote my first web page [a few months] before IE came out. I am amused. It also puts a new perspective on employers wanting someone who has “10 years experience in web development”. Uh, dude, I’m sure you would like that. And several companies probably want someone with demonstrated success making nanotech robots. Monkeys flying out of my butt.

bush in 30 seconds

Here are the finalists in the “Bush in 30 Seconds” competition put on by moveon.org. It pleases me. I especially recommend “what are we teaching our children” for humor value.

My top pics are:

In my country — highlights specific civil liberties cut
Bring ’em on — specific indictments using footage of bush lying
What are we teaching our children — Funny, pointed, my overall top pick
Imagine — no specific reason, but a good general overview
Army of One — shows just how much Bush really ‘supports the troops’
Leave no Billionaire Behind — Pointed illustration of financial policies
Bush’s Repair Shop — Humorous, specific

http://www.bushin30seconds.org/

I was feeling pretty good…

Then I paid my bills and reviewed my financial status.

Instead of crawling into a corner and crying, I think I’m going to head out and hope that I find some uplift in a bookstore. I also have to clean the house and put the trash and recycling out tonight, if I want to wow the roommates with the fact that the place isn’t a sty after I’ve been left here alone for a couple weeks. Tomorrow morning, I will contact a small tech consulting firm I found in chicago, resend my updated resume to ulrich medical concepts, and word-ify and send a resume to this other chicago consulting company. Also, contact the sf-based tech recruiters tom referred me to (though they’re more the permanent/fulltime staffing gig).

I shall not mope. “If hopes were dupes, then fears may be liars…”