{"id":923,"date":"2004-08-10T20:08:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-11T01:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=923"},"modified":"2004-08-10T20:08:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-11T01:08:00","slug":"brought-to-you-by-corn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=923","title":{"rendered":"brought to you by corn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tofutti cuties should be called corn cuties.  They have corn sweeteners, high fructose corn syrup, corn flour, corn sugar, and corn sweetners, many of those ingredients being more prominent than the tofu and soy protein.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight was organic lemonaid, a clif bar, a tofutti cutie, pasta w\/ canned sauce, baked ear of corn, a bit of rice with the bragg&#8217;s liquid aminos (read: overpriced low salt soy sauce), and a falafel sandwich.  I was planning on doing salad too, but my stomach told me enough was enough.  Maybe tomorrow evening. <\/p>\n<p>Yay, anti-atkins. =)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tofutti cuties should be called corn cuties. They have corn sweeteners, high fructose corn syrup, corn flour, corn sugar, and corn sweetners, many of those ingredients being more prominent than the tofu and soy protein. Tonight was organic lemonaid, a clif bar, a tofutti cutie, pasta w\/ canned sauce, baked ear of corn, a bit &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=923\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;brought to you by corn&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/923","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=923"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/923\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}