{"id":892,"date":"2004-07-21T12:38:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-21T17:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=892"},"modified":"2004-07-21T12:38:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-21T17:38:00","slug":"well-fuck-hard-floor-it-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=892","title":{"rendered":"Well, fuck, hard floor it is."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No air mattress for scu.  *sighgrrr*  I&#8217;ll probably just go downtown and get one, once tom&#8217;s check has safely cashed.  Bouncing once, bad.  Bouncing twice, grounds for flaying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No air mattress for scu. *sighgrrr* I&#8217;ll probably just go downtown and get one, once tom&#8217;s check has safely cashed. Bouncing once, bad. Bouncing twice, grounds for flaying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}