{"id":76,"date":"2002-05-01T11:33:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-01T16:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=76"},"modified":"2002-05-01T11:33:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-01T16:33:00","slug":"hints-for-courting-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=76","title":{"rendered":"Hints for courting Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Do not tell me how much dating is wearing you out, how tired you are of dating, or how you wish you were asexual\n<li>Do not tell me about the assholes you&#8217;ve dated\n<li>Do not ask me what went wrong with prior boyfriends\n<li>Do not talk trash about people you don&#8217;t personally know (unless it&#8217;s W)\n<li>Do not bemoan how no one cares about romance.\n<li>Do not bemoan the common pathologies of your romantic failures\n<li>Do not act like wanting someone physically attractive is wrong.\n<li>Do not express who you are attracted to in negative terms\n<li>Do not play the martyr if I am not glowingly supportive of your negative approach to dating\n<\/ul>\n<p>I&#8217;m aware of the hypocrisy intrinsic to the above =)  It&#8217;s called &#8220;venting&#8221;.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> Do spend time talking about what you like and enjoy\n<li> Do describe what attracts you in positive terms\n<li> Do act like you enjoy talking with me.\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do not tell me how much dating is wearing you out, how tired you are of dating, or how you wish you were asexual Do not tell me about the assholes you&#8217;ve dated Do not ask me what went wrong with prior boyfriends Do not talk trash about people you don&#8217;t personally know (unless it&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=76\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Hints for courting Me&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}