{"id":684,"date":"2004-01-02T20:44:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-03T02:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=684"},"modified":"2004-01-02T20:44:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-03T02:44:00","slug":"anti-holiday-heater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=684","title":{"rendered":"Anti-holiday heater"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, since I got back on christmas, the thermostat&#8217;s been broken.  As you may recall, I walked into an overheated house.  Well, as of new years day, the heater&#8217;s broken.  Not even a pilot light, as far as I can tell.  The refrigerator may well be warmer than my bedroom.  And I thought I was a grinch \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, since I got back on christmas, the thermostat&#8217;s been broken. As you may recall, I walked into an overheated house. Well, as of new years day, the heater&#8217;s broken. Not even a pilot light, as far as I can tell. The refrigerator may well be warmer than my bedroom. And I thought I was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=684\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Anti-holiday heater&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=684"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}