{"id":602,"date":"2003-11-23T09:18:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-23T15:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=602"},"modified":"2003-11-23T09:18:00","modified_gmt":"2003-11-23T15:18:00","slug":"matrix-revolutions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=602","title":{"rendered":"Matrix: Revolutions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was kind of surprised.  I really liked this one.  Not like the original Matrix, but nowhere near the debacle that was Reloaded.  <\/p>\n<p><!--more Here there be spoilers-->So, call me a throwback to my christianity, but they redeemed the series with three things.  One Niobe.  Two killing Trinity.  Three killing Neo.  Agent Smith encased in flesh was pretty cool too.  It also helps that Neo does the most consequential thing _after_ Trinity croaks.  None of this &#8220;boohoo, my true love, can&#8217;t get by without you&#8221; bs.  In fact, one can and will.  <\/p>\n<p>The replacement oracle, well, reality being what it was, I know we couldn&#8217;t keep the same one, but her absence was certainly felt.  <\/p>\n<p>Takeaway lesson:  In a difficult situation, when you have a choice of party members, take the black chick.  They&#8217;ll ensure mission success and do the best acting.  =)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was kind of surprised. I really liked this one. Not like the original Matrix, but nowhere near the debacle that was Reloaded.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=602"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}