{"id":559,"date":"2003-10-16T03:15:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-16T08:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=559"},"modified":"2003-10-16T03:15:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-16T08:15:00","slug":"a-new-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=559","title":{"rendered":"a new haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somehow this seems appropriate.  Especially since I was squeezing\/digging pus out of an unhealed part of my knee with the awl on my pocketknife earlier this evening. =)<\/p>\n<p>Mmmm, health insurance, mmmmmmm. =)<\/p>\n<form action=\"http:\/\/grahame.angrygoats.net\/lj-haiku\/index.py\" method=\"post\">\n<table border=\"1\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" align=\"center\">\n<tr>\n<td align=\"left\" colspan=\"2\" bgcolor=\"#303088\"><font color=\"#FFFFFF\"><b>LiveJournal Haiku!<\/b><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#303088\"><font color=\"#FFFFFF\">Your name:<\/font><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\" bgcolor=\"#DDDDAA\"><font color=\"#303088\">cheerfulchaotic<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#303088\"><font color=\"#FFFFFF\">Your haiku:<\/font><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\" bgcolor=\"#DDDDAA\"><font color=\"#303088\">it would be like fuck<br \/>that hurts bike accident so<br \/>about an hour ago<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#303088\"><font color=\"#FFFFFF\">Username:<\/font><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"#DDDDAA\"><input type=\"text\" name=\"haiku_username\" value=\"ENTER USERNAME\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#303088\" align=\"center\" colspan=\"2\"><input type=\"submit\" value=\"What's my Haiku?\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" colspan=\"2\"><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/grahame\/\">Created by <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif\" style='vertical-align:bottom;border:0;'>Grahame<\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/form>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somehow this seems appropriate. Especially since I was squeezing\/digging pus out of an unhealed part of my knee with the awl on my pocketknife earlier this evening. =) Mmmm, health insurance, mmmmmmm. =) LiveJournal Haiku! Your name: cheerfulchaotic Your haiku: it would be like fuckthat hurts bike accident soabout an hour ago Username: Created by &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=559\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;a new haiku&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=559"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}