{"id":521,"date":"2003-09-02T23:51:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-03T04:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=521"},"modified":"2003-09-02T23:51:00","modified_gmt":"2003-09-03T04:51:00","slug":"peace-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=521","title":{"rendered":"Peace Bitch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><lj user=thwomp> and I have decided to write a little tv show to address the short comings of the major offerings currently out there.  The name of the show will be Peace Bitch.  <\/p>\n<p>The title character is an incredibly hot belly dancing librarian who likes to bake and lives on a houseboat.  During the day she fights crime (in a peaceful librarial sort of way with sexy arabesque undertones), and at night she parties til dawn.  She will be played by Allyson Hannigan.  <\/p>\n<p>Her sidekick will be a nerdy fag, played by Charlie Hunnum or Seth Green, who admins the library servers and designs\/constructs\/maintains her crime fighting gear.  He grew up in the country, and his father left him a pony.  <\/p>\n<p>zephyr makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and I have decided to write a little tv show to address the short comings of the major offerings currently out there. The name of the show will be Peace Bitch. The title character is an incredibly hot belly dancing librarian who likes to bake and lives on a houseboat. During the day she fights &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=521\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Peace Bitch&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=521"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}