{"id":376,"date":"2003-01-02T14:34:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-02T20:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=376"},"modified":"2003-01-02T14:34:00","modified_gmt":"2003-01-02T20:34:00","slug":"mail-from-roommate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=376","title":{"rendered":"Mail from roommate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more A taste of what's been sorely absent from my life of late-->> From: simon<br \/>\n> To: me<br \/>\n> Subject: Rent Check<br \/>\n><br \/>\n> The short story is that everything&#8217;s ducky, but I&#8217;m going to bitch for a<br \/>\n> minute. I *LOVE* the usps.  You can tell because I wrote LOVE all in CAPS<br \/>\n> with stars to denote boldface.  Apparently they don&#8217;t like to either ring<br \/>\n> the doorbell or leave express mail even when I sign the damn pink piece of<br \/>\n> paper.  Anyhow, I called Crystal, explained and finally picked up the<br \/>\n> checks from the post office and mailed the rent check off.<br \/>\n><br \/>\n> -Simon<br \/>\n><br \/>\n> P.S.  The goat fuckers close at 4 and are hard to find.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}