{"id":35,"date":"2002-04-08T12:36:00","date_gmt":"2002-04-08T17:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=35"},"modified":"2002-04-08T12:36:00","modified_gmt":"2002-04-08T17:36:00","slug":"transcontinental-biking-and-my-mother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=35","title":{"rendered":"Transcontinental Biking and my mother"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I told my mom about my biking plans, which I shall hereafter refer to as mistake #1.  <\/p>\n<p>She is so not about this sort of thing.  The first thing she says is &#8220;oh, just like Uncle [redacted]&#8221; (who had a schitzophrenic break), she then goes on to tell me that it&#8217;s not safe, and even though I&#8217;m going with a friend (and I said nothing of the sort to her) it&#8217;s not safe.  She doesn&#8217;t provide any sort of backing for it being &#8220;not safe&#8221;.  <\/p>\n<p>Yet strangely, this was the first time in years that I ended a phone call to my mother by telling her I loved her.  She was expressing her concern for me in a paranoid sorta way.  And for once I felt I was getting equal treatment with my sisters =)  And for the first time in years, (on her next phone call) she skipped the &#8220;I love you&#8221;.  It&#8217;s weird, but a little more comfortable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I told my mom about my biking plans, which I shall hereafter refer to as mistake #1. She is so not about this sort of thing. The first thing she says is &#8220;oh, just like Uncle [redacted]&#8221; (who had a schitzophrenic break), she then goes on to tell me that it&#8217;s not safe, and even &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=35\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Transcontinental Biking and my mother&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[28,68,29],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-family","tag-fitness","tag-love"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}