Old friend of mine from cmu, who went to MIT, and now lives up near burlington vt with yet another gay Josh. Anyway, I was cruising around on google to check if a websearch turned up the current url for my homepage (the answer is ‘no’), and ran across an archive of posts in a flamewar between a homophobe college republican and Tom. It includes such gems as:<\/p>\n
“Excerpts from graffiti.crews.ClueBoy: 31-Mar-97 Re: Mexico (fwd) by Timothy Michael Crews <\/p>\n
Erika: no clue? who’s the one that can’t find the dictionary?<\/p>\n
Tim: Mine’s in my desk. where’s yours? <\/p>\n
Tom: I tore mine up in a fit of rage when I couldn’t find any dirty words in it.
\n Could I borow your’s?<\/p>\n
Tim: sorry, I don’t lend my dictionary to faggots <\/p>\n
Tom: I don’t blame you.
\n How about your thesaurus?
\n…
\nTim: What exactly do you mean by trying heterosexuality for a week? Not fucking guys, not hitting on guys, not checking out guys asses, etc. Or actually persuing females as the rest of us do (not meant as
\nderogatory(sp) to females). <\/p>\n
Tom: I’m almost entirely inexperienced with the other end of the sexuality spectrum, so lessons from you would be most helpful. Maybe we could get together one of these days for coffee or a nice dinner and you could tutor me…wait, am I violating boundaries here? Do straight guys drink coffee together? Or do they just have sex with women and never acknowledge each others’ presence? Help, I need a role model!<\/p>\n
Your humble student,
\nSneaker<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Old friend of mine from cmu, who went to MIT, and now lives up near burlington vt with yet another gay Josh. Anyway, I was cruising around on google to check if a websearch turned up the current url for my homepage (the answer is ‘no’), and ran across an archive of posts in a … Continue reading “Tom Lawrence”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}