{"id":274,"date":"2002-09-20T12:01:00","date_gmt":"2002-09-20T17:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=274"},"modified":"2002-09-20T12:01:00","modified_gmt":"2002-09-20T17:01:00","slug":"cell-phone-and-cookies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=274","title":{"rendered":"Cell phone and cookies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went over to this guy&#8217;s place for dinner wednesday evening, it was tasty.  We made out afterwards on his couch.  As I&#8217;m walking home it penetrates my haze of blue ball pain that I don&#8217;t have my cellphone on me.  Doh!  Left in his couch.  Suck!  Get home, send email.  Intend to pick it up last night.  Timing doesn&#8217;t work out.  Stay up &#8220;discussing&#8221; politics and economics.  Sleep through planned time to get it this morning.  Miss two lunch dates planned for today.  (Another &#8220;Whoops&#8221; in and of itself. =)<\/p>\n<p>Woohoo, got number from guy whose place I left cell phone at.  He was all &#8220;When are you going to be here?  I have things to do, you need to be on time, blah, blah, blah&#8221;.  Very intense about it all.  Yes, you have a life, I understand that.  You can say &#8220;I have things to do, if you don&#8217;t make it, I won&#8217;t be here.&#8221;  Action -> consequence.  Do not freak out on me.  Do not tell me what I have to do.  Do not expect to ever see me again if you&#8217;re going to take the attitude that I&#8217;m an errant 12yo.  Chill, chummer.<\/p>\n<p>Ugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went over to this guy&#8217;s place for dinner wednesday evening, it was tasty. We made out afterwards on his couch. As I&#8217;m walking home it penetrates my haze of blue ball pain that I don&#8217;t have my cellphone on me. Doh! Left in his couch. Suck! Get home, send email. Intend to pick it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=274\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Cell phone and cookies&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=274"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}