{"id":242,"date":"2002-08-24T17:27:00","date_gmt":"2002-08-24T22:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=242"},"modified":"2002-08-24T17:27:00","modified_gmt":"2002-08-24T22:27:00","slug":"242","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=242","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wish I could buy motivation.  Like a bathroom rug at Target <check> it could come in multiple varieties, green\/blue, job-finding\/self-improvement.  And it would be functional, like a blender at targe&#8230;  Hey, wait a sec, they only have a two speed.  And one of those speeds is off.  That blows.  Glass jar?  And more expensive than the one I really want?  Forget that.  <\/p>\n<p>Where was I?  Oh yes, motivation.  And it could be recharged, like batteries you can find at target.  Plenty of rechargeable batteries&#8230;  but no chargers.  Oh wait, here&#8217;s a funky shaped one for <b>3 times<\/b> what it would cost to get what I want.<\/p>\n<p>Screw this popsicle stand, I&#8217;m going to go home and sulk.  <\/p>\n<p>Then make dinner.  Stuffed mushrooms and salad.  This better turn out well at least. =)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wish I could buy motivation. Like a bathroom rug at Target it could come in multiple varieties, green\/blue, job-finding\/self-improvement. And it would be functional, like a blender at targe&#8230; Hey, wait a sec, they only have a two speed. And one of those speeds is off. That blows. Glass jar? And more expensive than &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=242\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}