{"id":2358,"date":"2009-02-16T15:17:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-16T21:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=2358"},"modified":"2009-02-16T15:17:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-16T21:17:00","slug":"terrorist-board-games","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=2358","title":{"rendered":"terrorist board games"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TSA searched my bags, found the board games (they look like a liquid on the scanner?  Really?  Are you that stupid or do you think I am?).  Then to complete the purification ritual, they had to scan my board games, and the suitcase that they&#8217;d already excavated.<\/p>\n<p>Totally Superfluous Agency.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TSA searched my bags, found the board games (they look like a liquid on the scanner? Really? Are you that stupid or do you think I am?). Then to complete the purification ritual, they had to scan my board games, and the suitcase that they&#8217;d already excavated. Totally Superfluous Agency.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2358"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2358\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}