When it comes to sex, my tastes are pretty simple. I got a dildo a few years ago, and for the most part it’s done nothing but collect dust. But there is something about the whole harness thing that catches my attention. When I was still in teeball, I wanted to bone He-man. Not that I really knew what it all meant, but the harness, and the furry crotch covering, and the muscles, and, well, you get the idea. I especially remember my great fondness for one of the little comic books that came with the he-man action figures which had he-man on the front, on his knees, tied down, with even bigger, dark and ominous male figure looming over him. Let me savor that image for a moment. <\/p>\n
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Anyway, so, probably from the vegan cooking lj thing I’m on, I ran across an online vegan erotic supply store<\/a>. Or maybe it was a websearch. But the point is, they have a harness<\/a>. The guy modeling doesn’t do much for me, and I kind of wonder how visually pleasing I would be in such a contraption. And whether I’ll actually ever get sufficiently buff\/sufficiently low percentage bodyfat to feel right wearing such a thing.<\/p>\n By and large I have pretty good physical self-esteem. I’m strong, decently fast, pretty flexible, and fairly coordinated. I can move furniture, climb any surface that is no more steep than vertical, run, swim, bike, etc. But none of that means, I’m comfy with how I look shirtless. I am perfectly comfortable walking around shirtless. Hell, I did the pride parade in skates and speedos a couple years ago. But that was with the swim team. I don’t think I’d have done it otherwise (though I skated back to join the chorus without putting anything more on). It’s just that with a harness, I’d feel like I was trying to look hot, and if I don’t feel hot then I’d end up looking like a guy who feels like a dork. <\/p>\n Anyway. Thanks to When it comes to sex, my tastes are pretty simple. I got a dildo a few years ago, and for the most part it’s done nothing but collect dust. But there is something about the whole harness thing that catches my attention. When I was still in teeball, I wanted to bone He-man. Not that … Continue reading “Toys”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}