{"id":2159,"date":"2007-12-26T14:58:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-26T20:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=2159"},"modified":"2007-12-26T14:58:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-26T20:58:00","slug":"my-christmas-eve-fortune","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=2159","title":{"rendered":"My Christmas Eve Fortune"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, on Christmas Eve, Mike, <lj user=angiecita> and I went out to Long Life Vegihouse.  In addition to the psycho homeless guy who&#8217;d made death threats to angie at her place of work making an appearance and us sicking the cops on him, I got a fortune cookie.<\/p>\n<p>The fortune contained therein said &#8220;Your goal will be met in two months.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I think this means I have to put much effort into the bay area job hunt over the next 57 days or so.  I mean, what else could it possibly mean? =)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, on Christmas Eve, Mike, and I went out to Long Life Vegihouse. In addition to the psycho homeless guy who&#8217;d made death threats to angie at her place of work making an appearance and us sicking the cops on him, I got a fortune cookie. The fortune contained therein said &#8220;Your goal will be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=2159\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;My Christmas Eve Fortune&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}