{"id":2120,"date":"2007-08-20T18:21:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-20T23:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=2120"},"modified":"2007-08-20T18:21:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-20T23:21:00","slug":"youre-smart-pretty-and-sweet-you-should-find-someone-better-than-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=2120","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re smart, pretty and sweet, you should find someone better than me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, as some of you have observed, I believe I have some nonspecific, dire effect on anyone I get into a relationship with.  It doesn&#8217;t take a shrink, armchair or otherwise, to trace the origins of that one, just someone with a decent knowledge of my childhood.<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe I just fear that it&#8217;s true.  And as a decent human being I feel the need to warn my would be intimates.  The &#8220;funny&#8221; thing about that one is that my warnings may be a form of self fulfilling prophecy.  <\/p>\n<p>Is there a statute of limitations on my disfunctional conscience?  Can I get a replacement?<\/p>\n<p>So far I&#8217;ve resisted warning off the most recent one, but I still fear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, as some of you have observed, I believe I have some nonspecific, dire effect on anyone I get into a relationship with. It doesn&#8217;t take a shrink, armchair or otherwise, to trace the origins of that one, just someone with a decent knowledge of my childhood. Or maybe I just fear that it&#8217;s true. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=2120\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;You&#8217;re smart, pretty and sweet, you should find someone better than me&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}