{"id":2008,"date":"2007-04-17T18:55:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-17T23:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=2008"},"modified":"2007-04-17T18:55:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-17T23:55:00","slug":"will-bike-for-conference","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=2008","title":{"rendered":"Will bike for conference"},"content":{"rendered":"

So, things that I love about biking in pittsburgh<\/p>\n

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  1. Hills.\n
  2. Assholes in SUVs who yell “Sidewalk!” out their window because I’m taking up too much space. Excuse you, moron, have you noticed a) there’s no sidewalk here and b) that your SUV takes up several times as much space as my bike? Hint, you have no greater right to the road than I do. Please go off yourself.\n
  3. Pittsburgh’s road maintenance crews which decide that the proper place for three foot wide signs warning of imminent construction is the middle of the fucking sidewalk.<\/ol>\n

    Other than that, it’s been pretty cool. Especially after I remembered that the crippling knee pain I was experiencing was just like the pain I experienced on the bike that was too short for me and raised the seat. 45 minutes, mostly downhill to station square. 1 hour, mostly uphill, back. Very sweaty on the way back. much walking too. <\/p>\n

    Still, it’s good to be back in the seat. Muchas gracias to and .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    So, things that I love about biking in pittsburgh Hills. Assholes in SUVs who yell “Sidewalk!” out their window because I’m taking up too much space. Excuse you, moron, have you noticed a) there’s no sidewalk here and b) that your SUV takes up several times as much space as my bike? Hint, you have … Continue reading “Will bike for conference”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2008"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2008\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}