{"id":1956,"date":"2007-03-16T20:52:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-17T01:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1956"},"modified":"2007-03-16T20:52:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-17T01:52:00","slug":"bear-bar-plans-tonight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1956","title":{"rendered":"Bear bar plans tonight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I need to go out tonight.  I have been a WoW-shutin for way too long.  So my plans are to go to Spin (not at all a Bear bar most nights) for the Bear Shower Contest night.  Why, you might ask?  I admit that the traditional round bear is not my style.  Aesthetically speaking, I do like hair, but prefer muscle to fat (in moderate amounts, some of both is good), but way, way more importantly, on average bears are way the fuck friendlier than &#8220;prettier&#8221; guys.  So, here&#8217;s hoping.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I need to go out tonight. I have been a WoW-shutin for way too long. So my plans are to go to Spin (not at all a Bear bar most nights) for the Bear Shower Contest night. Why, you might ask? I admit that the traditional round bear is not my style. Aesthetically speaking, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1956\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Bear bar plans tonight&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1956"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1956\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}