{"id":1937,"date":"2007-03-09T19:37:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-10T01:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1937"},"modified":"2007-03-09T19:37:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-10T01:37:00","slug":"the-line-i-didnt-include-in-my-ad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1937","title":{"rendered":"the line I didn’t include in my ad"},"content":{"rendered":"

Smokers and homophobes are welcome to look somewhere else. Preferably far away. I suggest Zimbabwe (low rent, favorably exchange rate, tropical climate, the benefits go on and on…) For unabashed Bush voters, I recommend Baghdad. That’s where my dad is, because of you. Way to go.<\/i><\/p>\n

It just seemed counter productive.<\/p>\n

Here’s the actual ad<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Smokers and homophobes are welcome to look somewhere else. Preferably far away. I suggest Zimbabwe (low rent, favorably exchange rate, tropical climate, the benefits go on and on…) For unabashed Bush voters, I recommend Baghdad. That’s where my dad is, because of you. Way to go. It just seemed counter productive. Here’s the actual ad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1937"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1937\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}