{"id":1916,"date":"2007-02-21T18:35:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-22T00:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1916"},"modified":"2007-02-21T18:35:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-22T00:35:00","slug":"the-health-insurance-dance-while-spewing-snot-in-all-directions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1916","title":{"rendered":"The health insurance dance, while spewing snot in all directions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, in September I signed up for health insurance with a high deductible health plan (hdhp), because I&#8217;m basically a healthy guy, and if it turns out that I acquire a chronic, expensive condition, I can always switch plans in a year.  All well and good.  I may or may not have received something from them in the mail among the rain-forest-denuding deluge of credit card offers.  <\/p>\n<p>So, I get my current sinus plague.  I decided at last that I really can&#8217;t tough it out.  Mom says I need antibiotics.  To be precise, she says I&#8217;m going to need _expensive_ antibiotics (over $100 to treat what I have), because the affordable stuff won&#8217;t help what I&#8217;ve got.  I call up my insurance company (which I recently paid a fee to make sure they&#8217;d accept me) to find out how I would access my coverage.  They say, yup, you have coverage, but that&#8217;s odd, your hsa (health savings account, goes with hdhp&#8217;s) isn&#8217;t showing up.  We can&#8217;t help you until you get that set up.  You should contact chase, who manages that.  Chase gives me a very polite &#8220;Who the hell are you?  We have no idea.  Talk to your employer.&#8221;  Office of Personnel Management (OPM, who manages the federal employee health benefit program) says &#8220;talk to your agency&#8217;s HR people.&#8221;  I did that this morning.  And two other times today.  By the end of today, they seem to finally understand my situation.  They&#8217;re talking to OPM people to get it straightened out.  <\/p>\n<p>Single Payer Universal Health coverage, anyone? =)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, in September I signed up for health insurance with a high deductible health plan (hdhp), because I&#8217;m basically a healthy guy, and if it turns out that I acquire a chronic, expensive condition, I can always switch plans in a year. All well and good. I may or may not have received something from &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1916\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The health insurance dance, while spewing snot in all directions&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1916"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1916\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}