{"id":1882,"date":"2007-01-02T20:06:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-03T02:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1882"},"modified":"2007-01-02T20:06:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-03T02:06:00","slug":"intestines-in-fast-forward","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1882","title":{"rendered":"intestines in fast forward"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sucko.  My guts have been in fast forward _all day long_.  And I&#8217;m staying under blankets, as the only way to keep feeling at a comfortable temperature.  (fever anyone?)  Bleh!  I was cutting my self-evaluation for my upcoming performance review awfully close.  They need it by Thursday.  But something is telling me that maybe I oughta not be going in tomorrow&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sucko. My guts have been in fast forward _all day long_. And I&#8217;m staying under blankets, as the only way to keep feeling at a comfortable temperature. (fever anyone?) Bleh! I was cutting my self-evaluation for my upcoming performance review awfully close. They need it by Thursday. But something is telling me that maybe I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1882\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;intestines in fast forward&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1882","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1882","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1882"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1882\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}