{"id":1849,"date":"2006-11-07T19:29:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-08T01:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1849"},"modified":"2006-11-07T19:29:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-08T01:29:00","slug":"i-didnt-vote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1849","title":{"rendered":"I didn’t vote"},"content":{"rendered":"

And it doesn’t really matter. That’s a prediction. But I’m in fucking chicago, ferkrissakes. If a democrat (or green) that I could have voted for loses by 1 vote, you may feel free to stab me in the thigh with a fork. <\/p>\n

I was late about the early voting, got my shit together a day late, and now I’m a time zone away from my polling place for training. So, sadness, but not a big deal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

And it doesn’t really matter. That’s a prediction. But I’m in fucking chicago, ferkrissakes. If a democrat (or green) that I could have voted for loses by 1 vote, you may feel free to stab me in the thigh with a fork. I was late about the early voting, got my shit together a day … Continue reading “I didn’t vote”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1849"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1849\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}