{"id":1828,"date":"2006-10-16T00:40:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-16T05:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1828"},"modified":"2006-10-16T00:40:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-16T05:40:00","slug":"2-amusing-travel-anecdotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1828","title":{"rendered":"2 amusing travel anecdotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On my flight from hawaii to LA, someone finally noticed my tiny bottle of eyedrops and two mini lube packets.  They&#8217;ve been in there since before I left for europe.  That means I&#8217;ve flown to &#038; from baltimore, as well as to oakland and hawaii with those in there and TSA never noticed.  I mean, they&#8217;re small and all, but still I was breaking the rules (I honestly hadn&#8217;t remembered).  4 flights.  But as the TSA guy was putting them in a ziploc baggie he made some inane comment about how they were all eye care products, and I responded that 1 of them was.  To which he verbally plugged his ears and said &#8220;nyah, nyah, I&#8217;m not listening&#8221;:  &#8220;Yup, they were all eye care products.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>You know, if you&#8217;re going to be digging through people&#8217;s bags for a living, a couple lube packets seems like something you should get used to real fast.  <\/p>\n<p>Also, on the supershuttle from ken&#8217;s place, I happened to share a ride to LAX with the CTO for the ubuntu linux people.  He gave me a promo cd and encouraged me to check it out.  I may just.  I&#8217;ll have to get an lcd screen first, though&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>PS, I left before the earthquake, and none of my family got hurt in the earthquake.  Just in case anyone was worried.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On my flight from hawaii to LA, someone finally noticed my tiny bottle of eyedrops and two mini lube packets. They&#8217;ve been in there since before I left for europe. That means I&#8217;ve flown to &#038; from baltimore, as well as to oakland and hawaii with those in there and TSA never noticed. I mean, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1828\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;2 amusing travel anecdotes&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1828"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1828\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}