{"id":156,"date":"2002-06-18T20:38:00","date_gmt":"2002-06-19T01:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=156"},"modified":"2002-06-18T20:38:00","modified_gmt":"2002-06-19T01:38:00","slug":"why-dont-i-have-stalkers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=156","title":{"rendered":"Why don&#8217;t I have stalkers?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hockeyposer.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">hockeyposer<\/a> asked a very good question, so I ask you, my loyal audience&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more Why do I not attract stalkers?--><\/p>\n<p><lj-poll-41350> <\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t like my options, comment with your own =)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hockeyposer asked a very good question, so I ask you, my loyal audience&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}