{"id":1533,"date":"2005-10-22T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-22T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1533"},"modified":"2005-10-22T09:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-22T14:00:00","slug":"clinton-tickets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1533","title":{"rendered":"Clinton tickets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I have a couple tickets to hear Bill Clinton speak live on November 5th.  I&#8217;m not even all that sure why I bothered to pick them up.  I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;s an inspiring speaker, but I&#8217;d so much rather listen to a recorded speech at home than go to a live one.  I do not want to have to wait in line overnight or even for a few hours to get a decent seat (people lined up in sleeping bags outside my school to get the tickets in the first place, I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s too much of a stretch to imagine people doing it for good seating).  I don&#8217;t want to have to strain to hear what the speck is saying from nosebleed row.  And I really don&#8217;t want to sit in a crowd with a few thousand of my closest friends.  (Me + herds = cranky me)<\/p>\n<p>Still, these were free tickets that explicitly say &#8220;do not sell&#8221; so the classic test for how badly someone would want them is obviously out.  I know there are plenty of people at school who would gnaw my hand off at the wrist for them.  I&#8217;m way more apathetic about it all.  *shrug*<\/p>\n<p>For the record, this is not an offer or a request for bribes, though I may later make such an offer\/request, we&#8217;ll see.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I have a couple tickets to hear Bill Clinton speak live on November 5th. I&#8217;m not even all that sure why I bothered to pick them up. I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;s an inspiring speaker, but I&#8217;d so much rather listen to a recorded speech at home than go to a live one. I do not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1533\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Clinton tickets&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1533"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1533\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}