Okay, so our upstairs neighbors have dogs. The dogs take dumps in the backyard. Our neighbors do not reliably pick these dumps up. I bike. I often come in after the sun has set. The easy way to bike involves taking the alley and coming in through the back door. I’m guessing you see the connection here. This makes twice that I’ve unknowingly tracked bits of dogshit into the house. I’ve already mentioned that I’d really appreciate it if they quit leaving the dog shit in the back yard. I’m thinking next time of picking it up in a bag and leaving it right at their doorstep with a note saying something to the effect of “I really don’t like accidentally stepping in this, nor do I appreciate having to guess where it might be when I come home after dark. Please pick up after your pets.” Only if they really piss me off will I start emptying the bag at their doorstep. (And tonight on passive-aggressive theater…)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Okay, so our upstairs neighbors have dogs. The dogs take dumps in the backyard. Our neighbors do not reliably pick these dumps up. I bike. I often come in after the sun has set. The easy way to bike involves taking the alley and coming in through the back door. I’m guessing you see the … Continue reading “neighbor’s dogshit”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1516"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1516\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}