{"id":1476,"date":"2005-09-20T22:45:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-21T03:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1476"},"modified":"2005-09-20T22:45:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-21T03:45:00","slug":"my-laptop-is-a-desktop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1476","title":{"rendered":"my laptop is a desktop&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My laptop is a desktop for the time being.  My laptop screen is dead.  If apple will fix it, I may even buy the applecare, extend your warranty for two more years, plan.  If they won&#8217;t, I&#8217;ll find a really tiny hexkey set, and fix the problem myself.  Grrr!<\/p>\n<p>Why the fuck do laptop screens use the damn foldover cable connector anyway?  &#8220;Hi, this part keeps breaking, should we try to fix it?&#8221;  &#8220;Shut up, go back to your cube, and work on an upgrade that will raise our stock market value.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I mean, there have got to be two million different ways they could ditch this perpetual achilles heel of laptops.  Why the hell haven&#8217;t they done any of them?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My laptop is a desktop for the time being. My laptop screen is dead. If apple will fix it, I may even buy the applecare, extend your warranty for two more years, plan. If they won&#8217;t, I&#8217;ll find a really tiny hexkey set, and fix the problem myself. Grrr! Why the fuck do laptop screens &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1476\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;my laptop is a desktop&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1476"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}