{"id":1319,"date":"2005-05-26T23:19:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-27T04:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1319"},"modified":"2005-05-26T23:19:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-27T04:19:00","slug":"the-new-place","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1319","title":{"rendered":"The new place"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love my new neighborhood.  Any place that has 5 different languages on the restaurant signs is doing something right (english, spanish, arabic, korean (I think), and french).  Also, this is the only part of town where I&#8217;ve seen the L running at street level, and I hadn&#8217;t seen it before today.  Did I mention that the L is nearby, my apartment is fabulous, and the people I&#8217;m subleasing from are cool?  Oh, and I beat them at a simpsons knock off of GTA which I&#8217;ve never played before.  Yay.  I also ate at &#8216;the best persian restaurant in chicago&#8217; which is right around the corner.  There is so very much right about this place.<\/p>\n<p>Plus, they understand my needs for wireless, which I should be scamming from the tragic downstairs neighbors, but I can&#8217;t get the encryption passkey to work.<\/p>\n<p>The tragic downstairs neighbor is another not-quite-ex-gay (my first experience with such being a date-with-some-surprises I had in pittsburgh, which started off badly and turned disastrous).  He&#8217;s a sysadmin in a windows based *shudder* office which has &#8220;national&#8221; and &#8220;evangelical&#8221; in the title *double shudder*.  He and his boyfriend have agreed not to &#8220;fool around&#8221;.  He is in the closet at work.  He is, of course, cute.  And thinking about getting a master&#8217;s degree in comp sci.  (Just say &#8216;no&#8217;).  <\/p>\n<p>Part of me wants to rescue him, equal parts lust and concern (as if I could, as if he would).  Another part knows that he&#8217;s an adult, and thus free to fuck up his life any way he wants.  Yet another part of me thinks that doing anything which could complicate a relationship which can sustain itself for over two years in the absence of sex is the approximate equivalent of trying to piss on the mona lisa.  I don&#8217;t think the mona lisa is all that, but pretend I do.  If anything, I&#8217;m oversexed, and under emotionally connected, maybe I can learn something valuable from them.  <\/p>\n<p>Enh, it&#8217;s compelling in that trainwreck sort of way, but they&#8217;re moving away into a condo in the middle of June anyway.  <\/p>\n<p>For those of you who&#8217;ve read octavia butler&#8217;s oankali series, I think of this as a view very similar to what the oankali had of humanity.  For those of you who haven&#8217;t read it, I must strongly recommend correcting this error. =)  Start with &#8220;dawn&#8221;.  The oankali always made way more sense to me than the humans in that series.<\/p>\n<p>The persian restaurant had phenomenal service and very tasty food, which combined with my eating speed to produce a bloated-feeling scu.  Sadly, their vegetarian selection is lacking and their prices are high, so I shan&#8217;t be returning too often.<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;m going to like it here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love my new neighborhood. Any place that has 5 different languages on the restaurant signs is doing something right (english, spanish, arabic, korean (I think), and french). Also, this is the only part of town where I&#8217;ve seen the L running at street level, and I hadn&#8217;t seen it before today. Did I mention &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1319\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The new place&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}