{"id":1229,"date":"2005-03-31T17:53:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-31T23:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1229"},"modified":"2005-03-31T17:53:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-31T23:53:00","slug":"a-little-bit-of-chess-i-feel-the-need-to-share","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1229","title":{"rendered":"A little bit of &#8220;Chess&#8221; I feel the need to share"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Warning, commentary on capitalism ahead:  this is from the 80&#8217;s, and it&#8217;s just so &#8230; <!--more perfect-->perfect<\/p>\n<p>Whether you are pro or anti<br \/>\nOr could not care less<br \/>\nWe are here to tell you<br \/>\nWe are here to sell you chess<br \/>\nNot a chance of you escaping from our wiles<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ve locked the doors, we&#8217;ve blocked the aisles<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ve a franchise worth exploiting<br \/>\nAnd we will &#8212; yes we will!<br \/>\nWhen it comes to merchandising<br \/>\nWe could kill<\/p>\n<p>When you get up &#8212;<br \/>\nWhen you get up in the morning<br \/>\nTill you crash at night<br \/>\nYou will have to live your life<br \/>\nWith bishop, rook and knight<br \/>\nClean your teeth with chequered toothpaste<br \/>\nWear our vests<br \/>\nOur kings and queens on bouncing breasts<br \/>\nYou could even buy a set<br \/>\nAnd learn to play<br \/>\nWe don&#8217;t mind we&#8217;ll sell you something<br \/>\nAnyway<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve done all our market research<br \/>\nAnd our findings show<br \/>\nThat this game of chess could be around<br \/>\nA month or so<br \/>\nMaybe it&#8217;s a bit confusing<br \/>\nFor a game<br \/>\nBut Rubik&#8217;s Cubes were much the same<br \/>\nIn the end the whole world bought one<br \/>\nAll were gone<br \/>\nBy which time we merchandisers<br \/>\nHad moved on<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Warning, commentary on capitalism ahead: this is from the 80&#8217;s, and it&#8217;s just so &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}