{"id":1192,"date":"2005-03-04T02:25:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-04T08:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1192"},"modified":"2005-03-04T02:25:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-04T08:25:00","slug":"2-ass-updates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1192","title":{"rendered":"2 ass updates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1.  <!--more A simple way to make bowel movements easier-->crouching down with my weight on my feet (on the toilet seat) and thus my ass an inch or two above the opening made the dumping much easier.  Not less painful, save that it was so much faster, but very much easier.  I remembered this being mentioned in my std medic training, and discussed between Ro and John.  Much to be said for that.<\/p>\n<p>2.  It&#8217;s been damn near a week since my surgery, and the toilet paper is still coming away covered in blood from my gentle post-dump dabbing.  Is this normal?  Shouldn&#8217;t I be seeing more progress on the recovery by now?  I&#8217;m going to call my surgeon about it tomorrow, but I&#8217;d like to hear what y&#8217;all have to say.<\/p>\n<p>I can only hope that this journal soon goes back to being less scatalogical and more polwonkish soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}