{"id":1191,"date":"2005-03-02T11:55:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-02T17:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1191"},"modified":"2005-03-02T11:55:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-02T17:55:00","slug":"drugged-haze-first-dumps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1191","title":{"rendered":"Drugged Haze &#038; First dumps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, walking through life in a drugged haze is much more noticeable in school than when killing a weekend at home.  Apparently, it has lowered my class participation barriers, and my presentation sans powerpoint didn&#8217;t seem to go too badly.  I &#8216;um&#8217;ed alot, and may have lacked overall structure, but I knew the article backwards and forwards.  The instructor&#8217;s feedback was nothing more than &#8220;good&#8221;.  *shrug*<\/p>\n<p>And now a little note about bowel movements.  <!--more cut for the squeemish-->Surgery doesn&#8217;t hurt.  You&#8217;re thoroughly anesthetized.  No one should freak out over surgery.  Recovery from surgery on the other hand can blow quite a bit.  The weekend had little pain, with some mobility restrictions.  Then came my first dump.  Certainly the second most painful thing I&#8217;ve done to myself.  With lingerings.  The most painful was peeing after I gave myself an overly enthusiastic urethral swab.  That was phenomenally painful.  Vision blacking out, knees buckling type pain, didn&#8217;t linger long.  This pain, alas, takes longer to dissipate, and requires some active participation to accomplish.<\/p>\n<p>Curse my inability to focus exacerbated by these meds.  I may need to request special academic dispensations after all, and that would rather piss me off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, walking through life in a drugged haze is much more noticeable in school than when killing a weekend at home. Apparently, it has lowered my class participation barriers, and my presentation sans powerpoint didn&#8217;t seem to go too badly. I &#8216;um&#8217;ed alot, and may have lacked overall structure, but I knew the article backwards &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1191\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Drugged Haze &#038; First dumps&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}