{"id":1189,"date":"2005-02-25T16:47:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-25T22:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1189"},"modified":"2005-02-25T16:47:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-25T22:47:00","slug":"surgery-accomplished","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1189","title":{"rendered":"Surgery accomplished"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ya know, for all my whiny-bitchness, it wasn&#8217;t so bad.  Maybe that&#8217;s the local (or the percocet) talking.  <\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s something very appropriate to working on one&#8217;s job applications as one is cleansing one&#8217;s bowels.  My GAO app 2.0 is in and my transcripts re-faxed (for which additional thanks is due to <lj user=bbick>.  <\/p>\n<p><lj user=bbick> provided transportation.  I was a very chatty patient.  I kept the nurses laughing.  I spontaneously promised the dr that if I didn&#8217;t need all the valium, I wouldn&#8217;t sell the remainder.  That sort of thing.  This anesthetic experience was different from my wisdom teeth experience, when I was 17.  That time, I was out cold, woke up in bed, and was very sluggish.  This time, I felt like I was dreaming, I woke up on the way out of surgery (great timing, that), and seemed pretty with it.  I pretty much picked up where I left off with the nurses.  My butt being numb (yay local) helped.  It&#8217;s starting to hurt some, and I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;ll hurt more later.  The blood was a little alarming at first, but there&#8217;s only a little of it.  Still, if any of you ever have butt surgery, do not wear white underwear.  <\/p>\n<p>I was told two weeks before heavy activity, thus two weeks of no gymnastics.  And spring break is the third week.  Le Sigh.  Le Shrug.  <\/p>\n<p>In short, I&#8217;m still doing my thing, and all is well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ya know, for all my whiny-bitchness, it wasn&#8217;t so bad. Maybe that&#8217;s the local (or the percocet) talking. There&#8217;s something very appropriate to working on one&#8217;s job applications as one is cleansing one&#8217;s bowels. My GAO app 2.0 is in and my transcripts re-faxed (for which additional thanks is due to . provided transportation. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1189\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Surgery accomplished&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}