{"id":1113,"date":"2005-01-16T02:27:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-16T08:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1113"},"modified":"2005-01-16T02:27:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-16T08:27:00","slug":"1113","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1113","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve never gotten into phone sex. It’s like writing a story for nifty, only worse, because it’s extemporaneous. My creativity is not that fast. The one or two times in my life I’ve done it, I was given great compliments, but I was lying about what I was doing, because the act was a huge turn off for me. Just experimentation and an overly cooperative mindset.<\/p>\n

I’ve been a bit more selective about the dating than the sex. I’m going to have to cut loose on the dating, and figure out what it is that I like. Or maybe cultivate a bunch of casual relationships in a more stable setting. Or maybe even both at the same time. I’m just afraid of hurting people. One threatened suicide from someone I was fooling around with is more than enough for one lifetime. Emotions: scary shit. Eek.<\/p>\n

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cheerfulchaotic<\/a>‘s LiveJournal Slut Stats<\/a><\/font><\/span>
The below percentages indicate what cheerfulchaotic<\/a> has done with the 191 people on his friends list!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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met<\/td>\n\n\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n69.1%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
hugged<\/td>\n\n\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n58.1%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
dated<\/td>\n\n\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n1.6%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
kissed<\/td>\n\n\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n7.9%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
seen topless<\/td>\n\n\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n9.9%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
seen naked<\/td>\n\n\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n7.9%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
phone sexed<\/td>\n\n\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n0.0%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
made out<\/td>\n\n\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n5.8%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
oral sex<\/td>\n\n\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n4.2%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
fucked<\/td>\n\n\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n0.5%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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I’ve never gotten into phone sex. It’s like writing a story for nifty, only worse, because it’s extemporaneous. My creativity is not that fast. The one or two times in my life I’ve done it, I was given great compliments, but I was lying about what I was doing, because the act was a huge … Continue reading “”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}