{"id":1070,"date":"2004-12-20T10:05:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-20T16:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1070"},"modified":"2004-12-20T10:05:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-20T16:05:00","slug":"to-all-non-minnesotans-bitching-about-the-cold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1070","title":{"rendered":"To all non-minnesotans bitching about the cold"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To all non-minnesotans bitching about the cold, I say this:  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.weather.com\/activities\/other\/other\/weather\/yesterday.html?locid=55408\">suck on it<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Until you have to wear long underwear beneath your pants when going outside because pants alone aren&#8217;t enough to prevent frostbite on your thighs, don&#8217;t talk to me about cold. <\/p>\n<p>I once again have the &#8220;butch because I live someplace cold&#8221; thing going on.  Yay! =)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To all non-minnesotans bitching about the cold, I say this: suck on it. Until you have to wear long underwear beneath your pants when going outside because pants alone aren&#8217;t enough to prevent frostbite on your thighs, don&#8217;t talk to me about cold. I once again have the &#8220;butch because I live someplace cold&#8221; thing &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/?p=1070\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;To all non-minnesotans bitching about the cold&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1070"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1070\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheerfulchaotic.crazycrew.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}